your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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