it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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