I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize