return my video game
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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