Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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