big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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