Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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