nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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