seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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