I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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