Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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