I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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