So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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