There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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