garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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