Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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