I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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