We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
