oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I have post one night stand depression
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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