Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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