I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
never play flip cup with pint glasses
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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