When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He has the fingertips of a God
The ass gains better be worth it
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