maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Randomize
