she was so not down for the gang bang
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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