If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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