let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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