i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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