your thong is hanging out like whoa
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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