I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
operation have a gay friend backfired
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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