Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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