i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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