Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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