UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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