They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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