I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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