I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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