who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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