In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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