so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
