I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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