She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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