Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I have post one night stand depression
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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