Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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