Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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