I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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