Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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