i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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