I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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