You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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