Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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