Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Is Oprah even human
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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