Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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