i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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