awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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