All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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