He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
she peed on how many people?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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