They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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