No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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